FRom naka kon 2008 at the marriot

NEW SKIT SCRIPT! 🙂 Video is featured..

Sasuke: I have done it! I have created the perfect disguise! Little does “Snake” know that I’ve stolen his idea! *box shakes with evil laugh*

I never did make a good bad guy, just the guy with a bad attitude and who is known for being.. being… No. I will not say it. I’m not E.. E.. (sobbing sounds)

I’M NOT EMO!! Why.. why do they call me that.. Just because i walked in on itachi while he killed our parents and started to cry and run away, I’m suddenly the emo kid. I mean.. I don’t even look emo! Well.. the hair is slightly similar.. but they’re way different! And.. well.. the whole thing about kissing nar-

*Jumps out from behind box*

Sasuke: YOU WERE SPYING ON ME! *whine* That isn’t nice at all! Well.. anyway.. I’m not emo… Would you LIKE to know why?

I’ll list it for you!

1st. I do not headbang. This hairstyle is very very delicate.
2nd. I dress way more hxc than emos. You see this belt? It is the newest fashion in the sound shinobi!
3rd. I don’t wear eye liner. I wear.. black colored pencil. There is a big difference.
Lastly. I DO NOT make out with guys. That is what emos do. And I’m not emo.

No matter what you say, I’m not emo period! I have never kissed a guy… That whole school thing with naruto was a complete accident.. Don’t you believe me?!?

Fine. I can prove this. I’ve proved I’m not emo before. Do emos rap?…. Of course not! Are you ready? I AM!

Uchiha I told you.

I got a new dance for yall, called the Ninja Boy, you gotta uchiha and punch that a few times. Ya’ll ready?
Ahhhhhhhh!

Ninja Boy Off In This OH
Watch Me Kill it
Watch Me roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Ninja Boy
Then Sharingan Dat OH
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Ninja Boy)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Ninja Boy)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Ninja Boy)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Ninja Boy)
[x2]

n-n-now-th-that don’t kill me
can only increase my power
I need you to rush over
Cause I can see right on through yeah
I know you see me in your mind
Cause I can’t believe in myself
Man I been waitin’ to tell ya
My power levels over 9000

I need ya right now
I need ya right now

Let’s get lost tonight
You could be my partner for my entire life
Play shinbobi, I am the kage tonight.
And you don’t give a care what they all say, right?
Awesome, the Ninjas in Konoha
Wow they don’t make ’em like this anymore
I ask, cause I’m not sure
Does anybody have real power anymore?
Bow in the presence of Sasuke
Cause right now thou has forsaken us
You should be honored by my lateness
That I would even show up to this big war
So go ahead go nuts, go fox mad
Especially in my pastelle, all my ninja tricks
Act like you can’t tell who made this
New style homey take six, and take this, haters

SO! Now tell me, to my face! Am I still emo?…. You’re supposed to say no! Fine then. I’M LEAVING!.. *trip* FOR REAL THIS TIME!